MONDAY MAYHEM

"MOM IS THREATENING TO GET RID OF US!!!!! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!!!"


"Could it be the 9 pack of paper towels we shredded??? Hey, it was only one roll because you walked in on the action"...


..."and it isn't our fault if the curtain rod can no longer hold the weight of our growing kitty bodies"...


"I was just trying to get one of the those nerf darts that the 6 year old shot into the curtains last night...it was still stuck to the curtains and I thot it would be fun to play with"...


"See - I help around the house sometimes. This is me helping with laundry."


"It's a rough job but someone's gotta do it!"